Wedge1024's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mac Switch Parody]

huh?

As the last guy said, you can barely hear over the music. tsk tsk ;) Oh, and to answer the last guys question "How many "peecees suxx0rs" movies do you see out there?" That I can think of, none. Probably because they either a) are actually doing work on their box because everyone knows that you can't play crap on macs, or b) they're stupid iMac people that don't know their face from their ass.

[Qi]

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I don't typically give out 10s, but this sin't your typical Flash, now is it? Excellent job.

[Ng Parodie]

heh

Using dialup, eh? I don't think I could take ng through dialup! You gotta love broadband! Anyway, I liked the pr0n. That was funny.

Oh, and to your response on my post on your kast movie - so what if I haven't made a flash movie? Do I have to make them to know what good and bad is? Most people aren't Hollywood directors, and yet we still know when a movie sucks ass. I haven't made any flash because I know that I suck horribly at it, and therefore don't want to infest NG with my crap. Any negative things I mention about movies aren't to be an ass, but to help you improve. I take the time to write a review if I think the movie is *good*, even if I score it low.

~Wedge~

PoutineClock responds:

ok man ist ok
thx you for the comment

[Final Fanstasy...Kinda]

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::blink blink::

::moves along quietly::

Renegade51 responds:

::Waves goodbye::

[All Your Gates]

Well,

I must agree with the overwhelming cry that THAT JOKE IS LONG DEAD AND BURRIED. Aside from that (*begins trying to judge movie on itself and not on being AYAB reincarnate), the pacing in the begining was way off. Words would appear either before or after they were spoken. I believe one line appeared as it was spoken. The pictures jittered a lot. As was a complaint for the original AYAB, the pacing of the photoshopped pictures isn't all that great - most go by too fast to read. If a joke is goin to flash on my screen for <1 second, It needs to just be a pic; I don't know about other viewers but I'm not a speed reader.

PoutineClock responds:

Movies by wedge1024:
- none -

[The Penis Song]

[insert witty title here]

First, I'd like to say congradulations. 99% of the clock movies i watch suck ass. This one did not. :-) PLEASE continue the non-sucking trend! Heh. Anyway, it is hard to go wrong with monty python material. and for any poor chap who somehow has never heard of the great monty p, check out http://pythonline.com/

ArchonClock responds:

PLEASE continue the non-sucking trend!

Well, we do try, you know. Just spreading the peace and love.

[A Pirate's Life]

I don't give perfect 10s :-)

Typically I really think stick movies suck. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised by your movie! I can't wait to see what more you'll do! It did need more action in the fight scenes, but seeing as how this appears to be your first ng submission, I won't nag about that. :-) Keep up the good work. A few more suggestions - Some of the text was a little difficult to read due to the colourations. Plus, you could probably have done without 90% of the next buttons for the text... save them for the longer/ more important text. Overall - arr, matey! ye's done a fine job, laddy!

[Gun Control?!]

Just a thought...

What is so bad about law abiding citizens having guns? Obviously if they are law abiding, they would not use this weaponry in an unlawful manner (therefore making them lawabiding). Just a thought...